It's the holiday season. This year, celebrate them with badgers. Badgers sporting Santa hats. Badgers clutching deadly weapons.
That's right. The Veeptopus Holiday Cards are here! Send that loved one this Christmas / Hanukkah / Festivus a token of esteem and mild threat. Perfect for that uncle who holds a political view that is violently different from yours or that aunt who keeps asking about your personal life.
Remember, nothing says "Happy Holidays" like murderous badgers. It's a Veeptopus tradition.