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40. Gerald Ford: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow September 15, 2014

40. Gerald Ford

President: Richard M. Nixon, 1973-1974

Party: Republican

State: Michigan

Gerald Ford is the only person aside from Frank Underwood to ascend to the nation’s highest office without getting elected as either President or Vice President.

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Behold! More Veeps!

Jonathan Crow September 12, 2014

The Veeptopus store. Now with more veeps. Check it out. You'll find lots of prints of your favorite cephalopod-bedecked vice president. Impress your friends and maybe that special person in your life. 

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39. Spiro Agnew: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow September 12, 2014

39. Spiro Agnew

President: Richard M. Nixon, 1969-1973

Party: Republican

State: Maryland

During his tenure, Agnew regularly attacked the press, memorably calling them the "nattering nabobs of negativism." Talk show host Dick Cavett, in return, pointed out that an anagram of Spiro Agnew’s name is “grow a penis.” In 1973, Agnew was indicted for tax evasion and became only the second VP, after John C. Calhoun, to resign from office. Ten months later, his boss Richard Nixon, resigned too. 

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38. Hubert H. Humphrey: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow September 11, 2014

38. Hubert H. Humphrey

President: Lyndon B. Johnson, 1965-1969

Party: Democrat

State: Minnesota

According to Antoly Dobrynin, the Soviet Ambassador to the States, the USSR was so worried that Richard Nixon might win the 1968 election that they secretly offered to help out the Humphrey campaign – even offering financial aid. Humphrey wisely declined the offer.

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37. Lyndon B. Johnson: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow September 10, 2014

37. Lyndon B. Johnson

President: John F. Kennedy

Party: Democrat

State: Texas

Lyndon B. Johnson might have been a very effective legislator but he was also a spectacularly crass man. He named his penis “Jumbo" and on numerous occasions flashed it at horrified colleagues, aides and reporters while conducting meetings on the toilet. 

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Hark! The Veeptopus Store is Open for Business

Jonathan Crow September 9, 2014

Want to celebrate vice presidents, those bronze medalists of American history? You want feel as cool as an octopus? Want to impress that cephalopod enthusiast in your life? Then check out the Veeptopus store at Etsy or just click above at where it reads "Shop." You'll be glad you did.

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36. Richard M. Nixon: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow September 9, 2014

36. Richard Nixon

President: With Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953-1961

Party: Republican

State: California

In 1957, Nixon went to Latin America for a good will tour. It didn’t go well.  Nixon’s motorcade was showered with rocks in Venezuela and Peru. When some guy spat in Nixon’s face in Lima, he kicked him in the shin. 

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35. Alben W. Barkley: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow September 8, 2014

35. Alben W. Barkley

President: Harry S Truman, 1949-1953

Party: Democrat

State: Kentucky

Barkley’s grandson reportedly came up with the nickname “Veep” when Barkley complained that the title “Vice President of the United States” was too long. 

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34. Harry S Truman: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow September 5, 2014

34. Harry S. Truman

President: Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1945

Party: Democrat

State: Missouri

Harry S Truman only met with FDR twice during his brief tenure as VP and he wasn't informed on most of the major policy debates going on with the war, including the Manhattan Project. When FDR died in April 12, 1945, Truman had one of the steepest learning curves of any job in recent memory. The “S” in Truman’s name, by the way, doesn’t stand for anything. 

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33. Henry A. Wallace: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow September 4, 2014

33. Henry A. Wallace

President: Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1941-1945

Party: Democrat

State: Iowa

Henry A. Wallace just missed out of being president. Wallace was dropped from the ticket during the 1944 election because he was considered too friendly to labor. Harry S Truman was picked instead. FDR died a mere 82 days into his fourth term of office. 

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32. John Nance Garner: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow September 3, 2014

32. John Nance Garner

President: Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1933-1941

Party: Democrat

State: Texas

Dubbed "Cactus Jack" by the press, John Nance Garner once described the role of the vice president as being "not worth a bucket of warm piss." When FDR decided to run for an unprecedented third term, Garner campaigned against him, hoping to get the job of president himself. He failed, making him the first VP to date to run against a sitting president. Not surprisingly, he was dropped from the ticket. 

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31. Charles Curtis: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow September 2, 2014

31. Charles Curtis

President: Herbert Hoover, 1929-1933

Party: Republican

State: Kansas

Charles Curtis is the last vice president to date to sport facial hair.

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30. Charles G. Dawes: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow September 1, 2014

30. Charles G. Dawes

President: Calvin Coolidge, 1925-1929

Party: Republican

State: Illinois

Charles G. Dawes is the only vice president to date to ever have both won a Nobel Peace Prize and to have written a number one pop hit. He got the prize in 1925 for brokering the Dawes Plan for Détente between Germany and France after WWI and after Tommy Edward added lyrics to his song “It’s All in the Game," it topped the charts in 1958.

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29. Calvin Coolidge: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow August 29, 2014

29. Calvin Coolidge

President: Warren G. Harding, 1921-1923

Party: Republican

State: Massachusetts

Calvin Coolidge’s nickname was “Silent Cal” and probably not a lot of fun to hang out with. He slept 10-11 hours a day and preferred to lunch in the corner of the Senate dining room facing the wall.

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28. Thomas R. Marshall: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow August 28, 2014

28. Thomas R. Marshall

President: Woodrow Wilson, 1913-1921

Party: Democrat

State: Indiana

Thomas Marshall was known for his love of jokes. Upon winning the election, Marshall sent President Wilson a book inscribed “From your one and only vice.” Wilson didn’t find this funny.  Marshall should have been swore in as president in 1919 after President Wilson suffered a massive, debilitating stroke. Yet the First Lady and Wilson's inner circle conspired to keep by the president's condition a secret from Marshall and from the world by essentially playing an 18-month game of Weekend at Bernie's. 

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27. James S. Sherman: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow August 27, 2014

27. James S. Sherman

President: William Taft, 1909-1912

Party: Republican

State: New York

James S. Sherman died a week before the 1912 election. He is the seventh and to date last veep to die in office. 

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26. Charles W. Fairbanks: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow August 26, 2014

26. Charles W. Fairbanks

President: Theodore Roosevelt, 1905-1909

Party: Republican

State: Indiana

Charles W. Fairbanks was a dull, uninspiring politican whose naked ambition for the White House was the source of jokes among the press. The Nation, one of many periodicals that regularly ridiculed Fairbanks, quipped,"No public speaker can more quickly drive an audience to dispair."  He is the namestake for Fairbanks, Alaska, however, so at least he has that.

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25. Theodore Roosevelt: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow August 25, 2014

25. Theodore Roosevelt

President: William McKinley, 1901

Party: Republican,

State: New York

If you ever want to feel like you’ve utterly wasted your life, look to Theodore Roosevelt. By the age of 42, he was already a war hero, a respected author, a cowboy, a governor of New York and a Vice President. Then, after William McKinley's assassination, he became the youngest president in American history. For fun, Roosevelt reportedly read two books a day and enjoyed skinny-dipping in the Potomac during winter.

 

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24. Garret Hobart: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow August 22, 2014

24. Garret Hobart

President: William McKinley, 1897-1899

Party: Republican

State: New Jersey

President McKinley was such a close friend with Garret Hobart that he turned a chunk of his presidential salary over to Hobart to invest. Hobart died of a massive heart attack in 1899. 

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23. Adlai Stevenson I: Vice Presidents with Octopuses on Their Heads

Jonathan Crow August 21, 2014

23. Adlai Stevenson I

President: Grover Cleveland, 1893-1897

Party: Democrat

State: Illinois

Adlai Stevenson’s grandson was presidential candidate Adlai Stevenson II who lost twice to Dwight D. Eisenhower. Stevenson’s great grandnephew was McLean Stevenson who played Col. Henry Blake on the TV series MASH. 

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